"A vegan is just a lactose intolerant vegetarian."
--Me
"The course of true love never did run smooth."
-- William Shakespeare
"A wise man hears one word and understands two."
-- Yiddish Proverb
"It is better to sit down than to stand, it is better to lie down than to sit, but death is the best of all."
-- Indian Proverb
"Life is a bridge. Cross over it, but build no house on it."
"When the apple is ripe it will fall."
-- Irish Proverb
"Marry a mountain girl and you marry the whole mountain."
"There is hope from the sea, but none from the grave."
"Of all the thirty-six alternatives, running away is the best."
-- Chinese Proverb
"Do not use a hatchet to remove a fly from your friend's forehead."
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